''Modern'' Santa float

I heard on the news that they were going to replace the Santa Claus parade float that has been around for 25 years.
So, I took what kids like from today's media:
-Dubstep: You have Donner mixin' tunes dressed like Skrillex, he has Beats by Dre headphones
-Violence: Rudolf is toting an AK-47 and in a suit, he's ready to kill
-Twerking and Inappropriate materials: Vixen, Cupid and Dancer are twerking their plots
-2014 RAV4: Sleighs are so not cool, RAV4s are swag
-Hashtags: on the side of the RAV4 is #SANTA. Hashtags are so #SWAGGALICIOUS!
-Douche Bag haircuts, Hipster Beards, Pectorals and 6 packs: Santa has swapped the keg for a 6 pack, got himself a modern haircut and kept his beard to be ironic, he also  traded his red suit to a red tank top to show off his muscles



the photo in the background belongs to the Winnipeg Free Press www.winnipegfreepress.com/loca…
RAV4 belongs to Toyota
Beats by Dre belongs to Dre


Merry Holidays to all you angry non-Christians who ruin the real name for us Christmas celebrators!